Monday, November 3, 2008
wow, this really got away from me
Basically, the important thing here is to vote. I encourage you to vote for Obama. Take care.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
If you think I am going to talk about Georgia or affairs or anything you are wrong
I received email in my inbox:
"Greetings with high respect to you.
my name is Kwaku Acheampong,a young ambitious man from Ghana,west-africa.i got the address
from facebook support page.i am an active supporter of your vision.
I have a big problem that i was hoping Your Majesty could assist me solving it.
I am a young man in Ghana,Africa with no stable financial source.i discovered a tremendous opportunity
from company in England through their website.they want global presence and as such,are looking for partners worldwide.
the company supplies energy saving products which are non-existent in this territory and as such,has a very good and high potential.
the problem is,the company partnership deed costs $40,000.
i dont have access to unsecured loans and financial assistance down here so i wanted to appeal to Your MAJESTY, if HE could assist me
with a loan of about $50,000-$100,000 for me to operate the business for a period of 2years then i repay with interest.
The company is called Enigin andi have made first contact with them but yet to conclude official business interest in offer due to
inavailability of finances.
YOUR MAJESTY Is my only hope in this world at this crucial point in my life.please assist me Kindly YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS.
THANK YOU FOR READING MY MESSAGE YOUR MAJESTY.
LONG LIFE,PROSPERITY AND GOOD HEALTH WITH WEALTH I PRAY FOR YOU.
Kwaku Acheampong,
233-249-881691
Ghana."
Well, Mr. Acheampong. Thank you for calling me your majesty. Is a fine honor and grand style. I will have your money faxed to you shortly in small cash bills. You will find it useful, I trust.
Now, readers, this is why you vote for Putin instead of McCain or Obama: which of them would have the intelligence to seize such a grand opportunity for creating environmentally friendly things?
Is simple. Only one candidate. Vote Putin 2008.
"Greetings with high respect to you.
my name is Kwaku Acheampong,a young ambitious man from Ghana,west-africa.i got the address
from facebook support page.i am an active supporter of your vision.
I have a big problem that i was hoping Your Majesty could assist me solving it.
I am a young man in Ghana,Africa with no stable financial source.i discovered a tremendous opportunity
from company in England through their website.they want global presence and as such,are looking for partners worldwide.
the company supplies energy saving products which are non-existent in this territory and as such,has a very good and high potential.
the problem is,the company partnership deed costs $40,000.
i dont have access to unsecured loans and financial assistance down here so i wanted to appeal to Your MAJESTY, if HE could assist me
with a loan of about $50,000-$100,000 for me to operate the business for a period of 2years then i repay with interest.
The company is called Enigin andi have made first contact with them but yet to conclude official business interest in offer due to
inavailability of finances.
YOUR MAJESTY Is my only hope in this world at this crucial point in my life.please assist me Kindly YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS.
THANK YOU FOR READING MY MESSAGE YOUR MAJESTY.
LONG LIFE,PROSPERITY AND GOOD HEALTH WITH WEALTH I PRAY FOR YOU.
Kwaku Acheampong,
233-249-881691
Ghana."
Well, Mr. Acheampong. Thank you for calling me your majesty. Is a fine honor and grand style. I will have your money faxed to you shortly in small cash bills. You will find it useful, I trust.
Now, readers, this is why you vote for Putin instead of McCain or Obama: which of them would have the intelligence to seize such a grand opportunity for creating environmentally friendly things?
Is simple. Only one candidate. Vote Putin 2008.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Another kind word from site visitor
meeboguest911927: Mr Putin, your work, establishing Russia as a world dominant force is admirable. Greek people always mention you with great respect and awe.Thank you very much for your time
The people of Greece have always been gracious in addition to their other admirable qualities (excellent cooks, very clever at quilting, etc.). Thank you for your kind word, and if you ever have problems do not hesitate to nominate me for national leadership positions.
The people of Greece have always been gracious in addition to their other admirable qualities (excellent cooks, very clever at quilting, etc.). Thank you for your kind word, and if you ever have problems do not hesitate to nominate me for national leadership positions.
Monday, May 19, 2008
It is now time for me to take responsibility
I was indirectly behind this.
I suggested to Nashi, my youth movement, that some harmless prank ought to be pulled on Kasparov. Little did I know the ambitious and strong and intelligent young people would take an idea to heart. It is crude, but young people are crude, and it is noble in its intention.
Video here.
I suggested to Nashi, my youth movement, that some harmless prank ought to be pulled on Kasparov. Little did I know the ambitious and strong and intelligent young people would take an idea to heart. It is crude, but young people are crude, and it is noble in its intention.
Video here.
Monday, April 21, 2008
A Question from Gentle Reader
Q: meeboguest275495: Putin leaves wife for model dancer - http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/vladimir-putin-leaves-wife-for-model-dancer/2008/04/18/1208025425083.html - what problem is this solving?
A: How dare you interfere in my business.
Problem clearly is nosiness of plain and simple variety. I will solve problem by means of legislation and more careful watch over journalists to ensure that they do not print libel.
Clearly additional controls over internet communications are necessary as well. We may need to find out, for instance, who meeboguest275495 is. This may prove useful.
A: How dare you interfere in my business.
Problem clearly is nosiness of plain and simple variety. I will solve problem by means of legislation and more careful watch over journalists to ensure that they do not print libel.
Clearly additional controls over internet communications are necessary as well. We may need to find out, for instance, who meeboguest275495 is. This may prove useful.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
On terrifying trend of "Drive-fiving"
I meant to spend time today discussing Obama bitterness mishap, but I was alerted concerning trend of American teens who are looking for "ultimate high-five experience" engaging in dangerous new behavior.
Two teens in cars drive toward each other at speeds of up to 90 km/h and then attempt to high-five the other. As you can imagine, bruised knuckles and broken arms and bloody palms have all resulted. Is terrifying and absurd behavior such as teenagers throughout time have engaged in. Clearly it must be stopped.
What is more important to USA than our children? Not economy. Not environment. Nothing is more important than our children. That is why if I am elected, my first act will be outlawing of this "drive-fiving" as the children are calling it. Anyone with arms outside vehicle will be removed from vehicle and prevented from driving, by force if necessary. Problem solved.
Think of safety. Think of Children. Think Putin 2008.
Two teens in cars drive toward each other at speeds of up to 90 km/h and then attempt to high-five the other. As you can imagine, bruised knuckles and broken arms and bloody palms have all resulted. Is terrifying and absurd behavior such as teenagers throughout time have engaged in. Clearly it must be stopped.
What is more important to USA than our children? Not economy. Not environment. Nothing is more important than our children. That is why if I am elected, my first act will be outlawing of this "drive-fiving" as the children are calling it. Anyone with arms outside vehicle will be removed from vehicle and prevented from driving, by force if necessary. Problem solved.
Think of safety. Think of Children. Think Putin 2008.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Thank you for show of support
As you may know by now, my campaign has a facebook page where supporters may congregate to campaign on my behalf.
As of yesterday, page now has 500 supporters. It is tremendous showing. I thank all members of campaign. Please remember to help your friends solve America's problems by voting for Vladimir Putin.
As of yesterday, page now has 500 supporters. It is tremendous showing. I thank all members of campaign. Please remember to help your friends solve America's problems by voting for Vladimir Putin.
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